Wednesday 13 July 2011

SO CUTE, IT'S A FREAKIN' CRIME

WARNING!

Shark Alley's new range of hand stitched standy-up otters is to be launched on an unsuspecting general public at Makers' Boutique on Saturday 23rd July (Unitarian Church, New Road, Brighton 11am-5pm).

These otters are so cute, it's a crime.  They need to be put under house arrest immediately, and I shall be relying on you to help out.

Keep an eye out for these reprobates;




PLUS! 
A standy-up otter has been spotted on CCTV quite clearly being cute in a built-up area



They may also be operating in the vicinity of Oak Studio, Perrin's Court, Hampstead some time early next week, when they are thought to be launching the London phase of their terrifying campaign of cuteness.

FOR DETAILS OF HOW TO WIN ONE OF THESE CRITTERS IN AN AUDACIOUS SORT OF COMPETITION THING, STAY ALERT!   

Details to follow next week.

PS If you want to get your hands on your very own otter, go here. Free postage until 1st September!

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